the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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