the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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