I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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