Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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