OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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