All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
