Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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