We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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