Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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