First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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