i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I think i got beer on your cat.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
