I love black thongs
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
