At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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