My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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