Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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