we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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