i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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