I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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