Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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