Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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