i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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