have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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