I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
as a side note pls kill me
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