Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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