This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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