i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
You've changed since you got that strap on
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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