Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
