She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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