glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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