Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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