your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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