Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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