Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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