The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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