it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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