I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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