school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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