is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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