I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
