cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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