Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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