the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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