If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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