i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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