I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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