I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
sex in a hospital.. check
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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