he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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