The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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