She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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