you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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