question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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